This really isn’t about bulls at all. It’s about sick cowboys, well only one I guess.
My cowboy comes back from riding last night talking kind of funny sounding, I don’t know, like he swallowed a real frog and it was stuck in in there good. Said his throat was sore so I wanted to look and see if it was red and told him to open his mouth. I wasn’t prepared to see what looked like bull testicles hanging there. His uvula (I learned what it was called from the Dairy Queen commercial) was so swollen that I panicked and drove him over the hills to a small hospital with a very nice South African lady Dr.
I wished I had taken a picture of her face when she looked down there. “My God!” she gasped. That’s really swollen.
I said: “I know, looks like bull testicles hanging there.”
She looked again and I heard a little choked giggle. I started laughing and then so did she (I suppose it was a little unprofessional). But it just struck us both funny.